PWP Holiday Show Results

[Cassandra Caldwell]

As I announced earlier, our very own Darren Maddox was voted in by other handlers to compete in the Pro Wrestling Project's Holiday Show Main Event. His opponent was James Shark and the match was contested inside of a steel cage. Darren put forth his best effort to represent our company and I thought that you guys would like to read that match and see the result of it. It was a very close match!
 

Main Event
Steel Cage Match
Darren Maddox vs. James Shark

Randall Jobbs: The following contest is our main event of the evening… And it is a Steel Cage match! Introducing first…

(Darren Maddox’s music starts, he comes out onto the stage and looks out at the crowd with a serious look at first, then he starts to grin a bit and makes his way to the ring.)

Randall Jobbs: From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 220 pounds… Representing WXW… Darren Maddox!

(Maddox climbs up the ring steps and walks through the cage door. He stands in the ring, waiting for his opponent.)

Randall Jobbs: And his opponent…

(A loud screeching scream could be heard from a woman. Followed up by the scream is a bunch of other cries, the sound of splashing water can then be heard a long with the cries for help yelling out "SHARK, SHARK, SHARK!". The loud screams fade away until all that could be heard are the fans in the arena.

Told y'all niggaz
Ya just don't listen
Why must you be hard headed
Tried to explain, but ya didn't hear me though
Ya know, grrrrrr

The lights in the arena begin to flicker black and blue as a bunch of sexy females carrying AK-47's begin to walk out of the curtains and down the ramp. Each one of them wearing white t-shirts with black thongs. All the white shirts reading: "Team Shark" in bold black font.

They all stand in a vertical line on both sides of the ramp. The mini tron behind them display the words: Money Power Respect. Suddenly, as the theme song kicks in and blasts through the speakers, pyro begins to go off in front of the ramp.

"Uh
One two one two, come through run through
Gun who, oh you don't know what the gun do
Some do, those that know are real quiet
Let me think you wanna try it, fuck around and start a riot
Niggas gonna buy it, regardless because I'm the hardest
rap artist and I'ma start this
Shit up foreal, get up and feel, my words
I make herbs split up and squeal

James Shark comes out from behind the curtains with both of his arms raised up in the air. Flipping off both the arena and the audience watching at home. As the camera zooms into him he looks right at it, beginning to talk shit about his opponent. He takes his eyes off of the camera and looks at all the sexy females standing on the ramp. A sly smirk comes across his face before he begins to walk down the ramp.

Ill is all I've been hearin lately
Niggaz hate me, wanna duck tape me and make me
put their brains on the wall, when I brawl
Too late for that 911 call
Niggaz stay beefin but a lot of them bluffin
But not me because I'ma nigga that can get out of them cuffs
You think a lot of them tough
Not just for frotin
When I hit them niggaz like 'What you want?'
the battle turns into a hunt
With the dog right behind niggaz chasin em down
We all knew that you was pussy
but I'm tastin it now")

Randal Jobbs: From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 205 pounds… Representing Insurgency Wrestling Federation… James Shark!

(As James walks down the ramp, the females all turn around and point their guns at the fans, making sure none of them is reaching out towards him and trying to touch him. Once he gets to the bottom of the ramp, he walks up the steps and goes through the cage door.

Niggas is pussy
Keep me runnin from the werewolf, owww
Howling at the moon on the roof
Eh, ah, no, get em
Ten niggas on him, hope God's with him
Give me the bat, let me split him
I'll have em where the pillow and the casket won't fit him
Only reason I did him, he wouldn't fight back
Trieed to strike back
Left him like that, layin up with the white hat
Gettin right back at ya when I snatch ya
up out the grave, nuthin but bones and ashes
Hittin niggaz with gashes to the head
Straight to the white meat but the street stay red
But this girl gave me head for free

Shark begins to move around the ring, bouncing off the ropes and shadow boxing right in the center. He begins to demonstrate his incredible speed and foot work before the music dies off and the females all head backstage.)

Roy Hardy: This match is not going to be pretty. If you are wanting to see sportsmanship and good, clean wrestling, then this match isn’t for you. But if you want to see two guys who want to beat the ever living hell out of each other, you are certainly in the right spot.

Jesse Watson: And there is NOTHING better than two guys who just want to beat the hell out of each other!

(As soon as the bell rings, both men begin to brawl with each other, exchanging punches. Shark lands a knee to the stomach and follows it up with with several had punches to the side of Maddox's head. James grabs Darren and attempts to send him into the ropes but Maddox reverses it. As Shark comes off of the ropes, Darren catches him with a hip toss. Shark pops back and runs at Maddox, only to be caught by another hip toss. When James gets up again, this time he's met by a standing dropkick to the mouth.)

Roy Hardy: Darren Maddox is rolling here in the early going!

Jesse Watson: So far, yeah. But as good as Darren is, remember that he is in the ring with James Shark. One of the dirtiest fighters in the game.

Roy Hardy: That's what makes this match so intriguing. Both men are do not play by the rules and I don't think you'll see the fans cheering for either one, which you don't normally see. Instead, I think they will just be cheering on the fact that Maddox and Shark are kicking each other's ass.

Jesse Watson: Well the fans aren't always known as the smartest. If they had a brain, they would appreciate the ract that they're witnessing two of the best going at it. But this IS Tennessee and we all know that there's a major shortage in intelligence.

Roy Hardy: That's real nice. Insult the fans. The same fans that help pay YOUR bills, I might add.

(Shark starts to crawl away, looking to roll out of the ring, only to remember that a steel cage is trapping him in. As he's trapped against the cage, Maddox comes over, putting one leg through the middle rope and stomping on Shark)

Roy Hardy: Shark with a momentary lapse in memory, forgetting he's inside a steel cage, has him now stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Jesse Watson: Everyone makes mistakes. Even a guy like James Shark. Just not often.

(Maddox continues to stomp at Shark but James kicks the 2nd rope, driving it up into the crotch of Maddox, putting a hault to Darren's offense, as he stops and grabs himself in pain.)

Jesse Watson: Brilliant move by James!

Roy Hardy: It was definitely crafty and effective.

(James rolls back away from the cage and gets to his feet. As Maddox is hunched over, shark charges and lands a stiff kick to the side of Darren's head, taking him down. Shark sits Maddox up and reaches down, fish hooking him by mouth and pulling back with all his strength.)

Jesse Watson: It looks like Shark is trying to rip his face off!

(Shark lets go of his mouth and quickly delivers an elbow to the top of the head of Maddox. James gets Darren to his feet and drills him with a European uppercut, sending Maddox backwards and against the ropes. James lays into him with a few knife edge chops before sending him off into the ropes. Shark leans over for a backdrop but Maddox stops short and delivers a kick to the mouth. Darren hits the ropes but as he comes off of them, Shark lands a low dropkick to the knee, taking Maddox's leg out from under him.)

Roy Hardy: Maddox was looking to get back into this match but James Shark was quick to stop him.

Jesse Watson: I think we'll see that this match will be a seesaw contest for most of it's duration. Both men are willing to do anything and everything to win.

Roy Hardy: Even if it means resorting dirty tactics.

Jesse Watson: Exactly. That's why I like these guys so much!

Roy Hardy: You would.

(As Maddox as on his hands and knees, trying to get to his feet, Shark charges and lands a stiff knee strike to side of his head. James lands a few stomps to the back of Darren's head before getting him up and sending him into the corner. Shark charges in but Darren gets his foot up into his mouth. James staggers backwards, holding onto his mouth and as he turns around, Maddox comes charging out of the corner and nails him with a busaiku knee kick.)

Roy Hardy: Explosive move by Darren Maddox!

Jesse Watson: He caught him GOOD with that one!

(Darren gets to his feet and starts to climb the cage.)

Roy Hardy: We’ve got our first escape attempt coming up!

(Darren is only able to make it a few steps up the cage before James gets to his feet and runs over, landing several clubbing shots to the lower back of Darren. He grabs him by the back of the shirt and pulls him off.)

Jesse Watson: Gonna take a lot more to keep Shark down, in order to get the time you need to get out of that cage.

(Darren lands on his feet and goes to throw a punch at Shark but James blocks it and lands a knee to the midsection. James follows it up with several more before grabbing Maddox and smashing his head into the steel cage.)

Roy Hardy: I was wondering how long it would take before someone used the cage to their advantage.

Jesse Watson: I’m surprised it took this long, honestly.

Roy Hardy: I am too.

(Shark gets Maddox back to his feet and rams him head-first into the cage for a second time. This time James begins to climb up the cage.)

Jesse Watson: He might have it here!

(James gets about half way up, when Maddox gets up, yanks on Shark’s leg pulling him down and Shark lands on the top rope, crotching himself.)

Roy Hardy: That was NOT a good landing for Shark!

Jesse Watson: Not at all! That hurt my yam bag just seeing it.

Roy Hardy: Seriously? Yam bag?

Jesse Watson: What?

Roy Hardy: Ugh. Nothing.

(Maddox backs up to the center of the ring and then charges in, landing a dropkick to Shark, sandwiching him against the cage. Shark slumps off of the ropes and back into the ring. Maddox lands a few right hands before getting Shark to his feet. Maddox hit’s the ropes and as Shark is trying to get up, Maddox lands a low dropkick to the side of Shark’s head, as he’s on his hands and knees.)

Roy Hardy: This is what Darren has to do. He has to stay on James and not let him back into this match.

Jesse Watson: These are both men that will capitalize on every slight opening they can find. So not only does Darren have to stay on him but he has to make sure he doesn’t slip up.

(Darren gets Shark to his feet but Shark drives his shoulder into Maddox’s midsection. Shark grabs him and attempts to send him into the ropes but Darren reverses it. As Shark comes off the ropes, Darren catches him and connects with an overhead belly to belly suplex.)

Roy Hardy: This back and forth continues!

Jesse Watson: Neither man has been able to get a complete advantage over the other, yet.

Roy Hardy: You’re right. Just when it looks like one gets the upper hand, the other comes right back.

(It takes Darren a few seconds to get to his feet but once he does, he goes to the corner and starts climbing up the turnbuckles, heading out of the cage. He’s only able to get to the top turnbuckle though, before Shark is back to his feet. James grabs Darren’s foot but Darren kicks at him, shaking him off. Darren turns around and as Shark comes back at him, Darren jumps off, connecting with a diving clothesline.)

Roy Hardy: Darren Maddox with a high risk move that pays off!

Jesse Watson: We’ve had several escape attempts but neither one have been able to get very far, yet.

(Maddox gets Shark to his feet and swings at him but James ducks his arm, grabs Darren and hits him with a t-bone suplex. Shark proceeds to land several hard stomps to the chest of Maddox before dragging him to his feet. Shark grabs him and runs with him, driving his face into the cage wall. Maddox bounces off of it, going half way back across the ring. We get a good shot of his face and see that he is cut and starting to bleed.)

Jesse Watson: We’ve got blood!

Roy Hardy: We sure do. That last shot has busted Darren open right above his left eye.

Jesse Watson: That is not good for Darren. Climbing out of that cage is hard enough as it is, much less trying to do it with blood in your eyes.

(Shark brings Maddox back up and drills him face-first into the cage once again.)

Roy Hardy: Shark smells blood, no pun intended. He’s going to work at that open wound, now.

(James then stands over Maddox and hits him with some stiff right hand punches to the cut, working to make him bleed even more. Shark starts to get Maddox up but Darren grabs James by the legs and trips him down to the mat. He then catapults Shark into the air and he goes crashing face-first into the steel cage.)

Jesse Watson: Great counter by Darren Maddox.

Roy Hardy: Sure was. And a great way to stop Shark’s momentum and get back into this match.

(Shark staggers backwards and Maddox grabs him and drives him into the mat with an inverted DDT. Both men slowly climb to their feet at about the same time. Shark is the first to throw a punch but it’s blocked by Maddox and Darren hits him with a right of his own. Darren hits him with another one before sending him off into the ropes. As Shark comes off the ropes, Maddox catches him with a back drop. James gets up, holding his back and Darren runs and levels him with a clothesline. Shark gets to his feet again and this time Darren kicks him in the gut and hits him with a swinging neck breaker.)

Roy Hardy: Darren Maddox is definitely building up a great amount of momentum now!

Jesse Watson: He sure is. Shark has to do something to get back into this. And quick.

(Darren grabs Shark and brings him to his feet. He attempts to send him into the ropes but Shark reverses it. Darren goes for a diving forearm smash but Shark moves out of the way to avoid it and Darren crashes into the cage.)

Jesse Watson: GREAT presence of mind by James Shark! Not only did he avoid the forearm but he causes Maddox to hit the cage wall and inflict damage onto himself.

Roy Hardy: It goes back to what we said earlier about these two men being crafty. That was a crafty move, right there.

(As Maddox staggers away from the cage, holding his arm, Shark kicks him in the stomach and plants him into the mat with a butterfly suplex. Shark gets up and starts to climb the cage.)

Roy Hardy: That coulda been the opening that Shark needs to win!

(He gets about half way up the cage before Maddox is back to his feet. Darren goes to the corner and climbs to the top rope. Shark turns his body in Maddox’s direction and as he does, Maddox dives off, spearing him and both men crash to the mat.)

Jesse Watson: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like that before!

Roy Hardy: That’s one of the most hellacious spears I’ve ever seen!

(Both men lay on the mat for a good amount of time. Darren is the first to get up, as he slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle and starts climbing the cage. James gets to his feet and climbs up to the top rope with Darren, stopping him. He clubs him several times in the back. James then grabs him and leaps off, driving him into the mat with a high angle suplex.)

Roy Hardy: And now James Shark with a high impact move of his own, suplexing Maddox off of the top rope!

Jesse Watson: This match is nuts! I love it!

(Again, both men are down for quiet some time. Shark is finally able to get to his feet and he goes to one side of the cage and slowly starts to climb it. He gets about half way, before Maddox also begins to crawl towards the cage door.)

Roy Hardy: It looks like we’re going to have a race to the finish line!…

(As the door opens for Maddox, Shark swings both feet over the top of the cage. Maddox reaches the corner.)

Jesse Watson: Someone get a camera ready because this is going to be a photo finish I think!

(James starts to descend down the other side of the cage, as Darren now has half of his body hanging out of the cage door.)

Jesse Watson: I’m sweating bullets! Who’s going to get out first!?

Roy Hardy: I honestly don’t know!

(Shark is about half way down the cage when he sees that Maddox has got 75% of his body out of the cage door and is about to climb out. Once he sees that, he decides to just let go and he falls and crashes to the floor, a split second before Maddox falls out of the door.)

Randall Jobbs: Winner of this match, at the 19:42 mark of the match, James Shark!

Jesse Watson: That was one of the closest finishes I’ve ever seen to a match in my entire life! So intense!

Roy Hardy: Intense is right! I had no idea who was going to win this until the bell rang! And even then, I wasn’t 100% sure until we got the confirmation from Mr. Jobbs with the official announcement.

Jesse Watson: And just think, the cage match stipulation wasn’t even originally part of the plan. This was added AFTER the fact!

Roy Hardy: That’s right. It was originally a singles match but after tensions ran high between the two men on Twitter, Josh Duncan told them they could settle their differences inside of the steel cage.

Jesse Watson: And man am I glad he did it!

Roy Hardy: You and me both. We just saw an instant classic because of it. Folks, thank you for joining us here tonight. We won’t be back until February so for my partner, Jesse Watson, happy holidays and from all of us here at PWP, we hope you have a great New Years! Goodnight!